Thursday, May 14, 2009
Jokes
1.. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good
memory.. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
3. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
4. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand.
5. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
6. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
memory.. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
3. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
4. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand.
5. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
6. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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