Make a whole new religion

1.. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good
memory.. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

3. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

4. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand.

5. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

6. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

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We had planned to celebrate our first month pay on this extravagant Japanese Restaurant - Edogawa Teppanyaki.
Catherine and Qijin's job change, and my first full time job.
It wasn't so bad. But to spend over $40 dollars... I wouldn't for the second time :p




Then we went to Clarke Quay to chill.
The drinks were very lousy.
But we still managed to chat and laugh til 2am.







Our yucky drinks.
But it was a fun night :)

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I've been wanting to post this picture for some time now.
I was shopping around HongKong last month, and saw this sign.
It made me giggle.

When I saw the sign, (which read: Sales Wanted)
I thought
"INDEED!"
heehee...



But if course, the shopkeeper meant to say "Salesperson Wanted".
Or at least I think so :p

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With Guan Heng's workshop goggles

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Stolen from Jayna who stole it from another person's blog :p

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Family Portrait

Goofing around

Lisun and Me

Lisun. I think she looks good in afro. Don't you think?

Drunk Drunk Drunk





Finally...
Mister G in afro...
keke

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I Wonder...

What would happen if one fine day the ovary says she has had enough of the waiting game and decides to roll across through the penis and into the testicles during a sexual intercourse?

I can only imagine the commotion she will be causing there. And that might shock the living daylights out of the sperms, "Shit! What the hell are you doing here!?"

Will God say, "Oh, my God!"?

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Animator vs. Animation by *alanbecker on deviantART

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其实，时间就像黄金甲里女人的乳沟，挤挤还是有的。

Actually, time is like those cleavages in Curse of the Golden Flower.
You can somehow manage to squeeze some out, if you want to.

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Not exactly in the mood to study, I decided to read Damien's blog.
And he shared this one lame joke:
Did you hear about the gay sperm whale?
It bit the tip of a submarine and sucked out all the sea-men.

hee.

So I sent the joke to Adrian and Kester.
In return, they each shared a joke with me.
This is new to me as my friends usually will not even reply to my sms.

Anyway, Adrian's joke:
HE: Hey Baby. Remember me? Didn't we go out once or twice?
SHE: Must be once... I don't make the same mistake twice.

Kester's joke:
HE: Go on. I know I'm gorgeous. Ask me out.
SHE: ok, get out!

I started a joke, and got 2 back to brighten my day.
It's life lovely-ly?
aww....

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From ezprezzo.com

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As all my close friends and people who had gone to camps with me know, I am (as what they say) an All Terrain Lie-r.
As long as I am tired, I can and will lie down anywhere.

I am also quite well known as a sleeper. I sleep as much as I can and I am always the last to wake.
My friends from the last Kid's Camp hated my ability to laze everywhere. Especially once we sent our babies back to sleep, I'll automatically switch to 'Sleep Mode'.

Hence, they invented a new word.
When another fellow instructor stared into blank space and went into 'Sleep Mode', another explained
"oh.. he's g-aging..."

This, of course, started an English lesson as they teased me.
"Please do not gage. Pay attention."
"Look! He's g-aging.."
...


hee.

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Xiushan visited me in school today.
And I realised I mistaken her sister as her colleague. hee..

Xiushan's elder sister is Biluan
Xiushan's younger sister is Bizhi

So I am puzzled..
"Why is your name different?" I asked.

WHY?
Because she can't be named Bishan.

HAHA

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We went for a wine appreciation course yesterday.
5 glasses of wine (2 white and 3 red).
I found out that I prefer white wine. hee..

It's quite a good starting point for drinking wine.

Anyway, the fun part was when we have to smell a few scents to guess what they are. One just smells like sweat to Daniel and me. It turns out to be Butter.
haha

The highlight was when Siew Sze told me that she thinks that the glass on the right side is from France (we were given this blind test. we have to guess which glass is from France and which is from Australia).
Then the speaker asks who thinks the glass on the left is from France.
Siew Sze went, "hmm.. yea.. I think so.." and she wanted to put her hand up.
I quickly asked, "Didn't you just say it's on the right?"
She then went back to the two glasses and deliberated with herself
"Oh Yeah!"
And she started laughing.

Can you imagine?
She got drunk!
haha

FUN :P

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