Make a whole new religion

I always enjoy reading Hsien's blog.
Yes there are days when the full passage of chinese characters makes my head spin.
But he always has very funny insights to things.
And I've always said this about him-
He's one of the few people I know who knows how to love.
And I'm very lucky that he's in my life in some way or another :)

Here's his latest insight:


爱情就象便便
来了挡也挡不住
Love is like poop poop.
You can't stop it when it wants to come.

爱情就象便便
水一冲就再也回不来了
Love is like poop poop.
Once it's flushed away, it's flushed away.

爱情就象便便
每一次都一样也都不大一样
Love is like poop poop.
No two affairs will ever be the same.

爱情就象便便
有时努力了很久却是个屁
Love is like poop poop.
Sometimes all that rumble in your tummy turns out to be nothing but a fart.

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Whatever it is, even between the best of friends, or the closest of lovers, there are always stones left unturned, thoughts left unread, feelings left unsaid, and experiences left unshared. The journey of mutual discovery is an endless one, and as long as there is no stagnation, even the best of friends may become better.

Johann S. Lee, Peculiar Chris

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談戀愛的對象，最好比你笨
It's better to find someone less clever than you to fall in love with -

不用太笨，只要笨到
Not too stupid

會真心相信你的承諾，
Just silly enough to believe the promises you give

愛情就得以成立。
This way, love can start

嗯.....可是啊......
But.. But.. But..


談戀愛的對象，最好比你聰明
It's better to find someone smarter than you to fall in love with -

不用太聰明，只要聰明到
Not too smart

不去追究你的承諾，
Just smart enough to not be calculative of the promises that you gave

愛情就得以延續。
This way, love will continue

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世界上最远的距离
The biggest distance in the world
不是生与死
is not the distance between life and death.
而是我就在你的面前
It is when I am in front of you
你却不知道我爱你
but you do not know that I love you.

世界上最远的距离
The biggest distance in the world
不是我在你面前
is not that I am in front of you
你却不知道我爱你
and you do not know that I love you.
而是明明知道彼此相爱
But we do love each other very much
却不能够在一起
and yet we cannot be together.

世界上最远的距离
The biggest distance in the world
不是你我相爱不能在一起
is not that we cannot be together.
而是明明无法抵挡这股思念
But that I have to pretend
却还得故意装作
that I don't care about you
丝毫不把你放在心里
when you are always on my mind.

世界上最远的距离
The biggest distance in the world
不是明明无法抵挡这股思念
is not that I have to pretend that I don't care about you
却还得故意装作丝毫没有把你放在心里
when you are always on my mind.
而是用自己冷漠的心
It is the distance I create
给爱你的人
between the one who loves me and I
挖了一条无法跨越的沟渠
because my heart is never able to love again.


+++++
It is never easy to love again.
But to the 99% of us who have got out hearts broken before,
I wish us all a stronger heart
and lots of wisdom :)

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其实，时间就像黄金甲里女人的乳沟，挤挤还是有的。

Actually, time is like those cleavages in Curse of the Golden Flower.
You can somehow manage to squeeze some out, if you want to.

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A real friend is one who will continue to talk to you over the back fence even though he knows he's missing his favorite television program.

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"DON'T BUILD YOUR FRIENDSHIP LIKE THE SNOWMAN AND WEEP WHEN IT MELTS."
-Rosie Cash

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When I'm feeling like there's no love coming to me.
And I have no love to give.
When I'm feeling separated from the world.
And cut off from myself.
When I'm feeling annoyed by every little thing.
Because I'm not getting what I want.
I'll remember that there is an infinite amount of love available to me.
And I'll see it in you.
I'll remember that I am complete within myself.
So I'll never have to look to you to complete me.
And most of all, I'll remember that everything I really need I already have, and whatever I don't have will come to me when I'm ready to receive it.

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